In Pursuit of Mysteries

Need directions to Mordor?

http://www.ooblick.com/text/tomordor/

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When using any walking directions or map, it is a good idea to stop at an inn
or hostelry and inquire about news from abroad. Find out whether any wars are
brewing, and if so, whether agents of the enemy are pursuing you. This is only
an aid in planning. Your eventual route and mileage may vary.
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